TED
Whoa, she's cute. Who's that?
JEREMY
Oh, that's Kristi Love. She works here.
Isn't she wonderful? She's smart, and funny,
and pretty, and she usually smells good.
BILLY
And I think she's bisexual.
TED
You think she's bisexual. What makes you
think that?
BILLY
She has a studio apartment and a king-size
bed.
Ted gives him a puzzled look.
TED
Bisexual, huh? Now that's what I call
community access.
